He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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