Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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