Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Randomize
