turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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