he thought i was a dude.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Less talking, more tequila
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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