i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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