dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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