she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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