is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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