Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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