i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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