Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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