why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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