My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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