So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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