The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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