who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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