I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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