They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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