Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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