im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
where are you?
Hypothermia
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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