but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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