I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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