omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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