Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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