Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It's never too late to be topless.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Randomize
