I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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