Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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