Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
