whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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