and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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