I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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