It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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