Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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