Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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