Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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