just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm too high and old for this...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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