How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I need you to use more vowels.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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