can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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