Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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