i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Only a mothe r could love this liver
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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