WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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