North Korea, Best Korea!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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