Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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