...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
