apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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