I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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