I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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