I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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