he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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