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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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