I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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