is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its not stalking. its research.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
