I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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