Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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