Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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