He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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