thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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